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«Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa.»
Author: Bart Simpson
«I will not torment the emotionally frail»
Author: Bart Simpson
«There's no such thing as a soul. It's just something they made up to scare kids, like the boogeyman or Michael Jackson.»
Author: Bart Simpson
«I will not instigate revolution»
Author: Bart Simpson
«I will not draw naked ladies in class»
Author: Bart Simpson
«I will not trade pants with others»
Author: Bart Simpson
«My butt does not deserve a website»
Author: Bart Simpson
«I do not have power of attorney over first graders»
Author: Bart Simpson
«I will not spank others»
Author: Bart Simpson
«I will not dissect things unless instructed»
Author: Bart Simpson
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