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«I never thought it was humanly possible, but this both sucks and blows.»
Author: Bart Simpson
«I am not the new Dalai Lama»
Author: Bart Simpson
«Mom, can we go Catholic so we can get communion wafers and booze?»
Author: Bart Simpson
«Dear God. We paid for all this stuff ourselves, so thanks for nothing.»
Author: Bart Simpson
«Christmas is a time when people of all religions come together to worship Jesus Christ.»
Author: Bart Simpson
«[to moe on the phone] Hi. I'm looking for a man first name hugh last name jass. [moe: ok as anyone seen a Hugh Jass? hello I'm looking for a Hugh Jass!]»
«All I have left of the tree is that lemon shaped rock. Wait a minute......there's a lemon behind that rock!!»
Author: Bart Simpson
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«You kill 'em, we grill 'em!»
Author: Bart Simpson
«Hi, I'm looking for Amanda... Amanda Hug N Kiss.»
Author: Bart Simpson
«I don't know! I don't know why I did it, I don't know why I enjoyed it, and I don't know why I'll do it again!»
Author: Bart Simpson
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