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«Some people are born on third base and go through life thinking they hit a triple.»
«It was like a heart transplant. We tried to implant college in him but his head rejected it.»
Author: Barry Switzer
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«The key to his success? He's just faster than the guys who are chasing him.»
Author: Barry Switzer
«The team with the best quarterbacking and talent wins this game, ... This year, Vincent Young has the best chance to win.»
Author: Barry Switzer
«The one thing I wonder about is that those three guys in the review box. I know that all of them have prostate problems, because all three of them had to go to the bathroom at the same time and miss Vince Young putting his knee on the ground.»
Author: Barry Switzer
«In pro football you're a number. If you don't play well, you're gone and no one cares. But in college, coaches recruit young men and ask them to become a part of their family and help you become a productive citizen for the next 30, 40, 50 years of your life. Your coaches help you develop into something you can be proud of and they are there for life.»
Author: Barry Switzer
«It was a horrible, terrible, atrocious offensive football game.»
Author: Barry Switzer
«You're a great player. I love you.»
Author: Barry Switzer
«I never voted party. Never cared about that. I always voted for the guy, the person, the man or lady I thought was the best representative for me.»
Author: Barry Switzer
«Lovely? Well, thank you. That's kind of nice of you to say.»
Author: Barry Switzer
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