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«Any company executive who overcharges the government more than $5 million will be fined $50 or have to go to traffic school three nights a week»
Author: Art Buchwald
(Journalist)
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fined, nights, night school, overcharge, overcharged, overcharges, overcharging, traffic
«A bad liver is to a Frenchman what a nervous breakdown is to an American. Everyone has had one and everyone wants to talk about it.»
«I worship the quicksand he walks in.»
Author: Art Buchwald
(Journalist)
«The powder is mixed with water and tastes exactly like powder mixed with water.»
Author: Art Buchwald
(Journalist)
«Have you ever seen a candidate talking to a rich person on television?»
«I always wanted to get into politics, but I was never light enough to make the team.»
Author: Art Buchwald
(Journalist)
«Television has a real problem. They have no page two.»
«Someone's got kids who really need to do this. When an item goes for more than $10,000, I want to hear a cheer.»
Author: Art Buchwald
(Journalist)
«This is a wonderful way to celebrate an 80th birthday, ... I wanted to be 65 again, but they wouldn't let me - Homeland Security.»
Author: Art Buchwald
(Journalist)
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