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«If you smile when no one else is around, you really mean it.»
«Because over the past few years, more money has been spent on breast implants and Viagra than is spent on Alzheimer's Disease research, it is believed that by the year 2030 there will be a large number of people wandering around with huge breasts an»
Author: Andy Rooney
(Correspondent, Journalist, Producer, Writer)
| Keywords:
Alzheimer, breast, breasts, breast implants, huge, implant, implanting, implants, large number, large numbers, research, Viagra, wandering
«Nothing in fine print is ever good news.»
Author: Andy Rooney
(Correspondent, Journalist, Producer, Writer)
| Keywords:
fine print, Good News, print
«The average dog is a nicer person than the average person»
«Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don't need to be done.»
Author: Andy Rooney
(Correspondent, Journalist, Producer, Writer)
| About:
Computers
| Keywords:
Computers
«If you smile when you are alone, then you really mean it.»
«Happiness depends more on how life strikes you than on what happens.»
«Vegetarian - that's an old Indian word meaning 'lousy hunter'»
Author: Andy Rooney
(Correspondent, Journalist, Producer, Writer)
| About:
Native Americans
| Keywords:
hunter, Indian, lousy, The Hunter, vegetarian, word meaning
«I don't like food that's too carefully arranged; it makes me think that the chef is spending too much time arranging and not enough time cooking. If I wanted a picture I'd buy a painting.»
Author: Andy Rooney
(Correspondent, Journalist, Producer, Writer)
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Food,
Funny
| Keywords:
arranged, arranging, buy food, chef, cooking, spending
«It would be a better world if everyone in it knew all the truth about everything.»
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