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«Since she got a cause and stopped being funny. I think she's real funny, but lately it's all been hearts and flowers and tears and saving teenagers and creating a role model. And that ain't funny. No giggles there.»
Author: Andy Richter
«Some people are born with a brain that has this weird, magical mathematical thing that makes them an amazing jazz musician.»
Author: Andy Richter
«We've been swimming at nude beaches and I love to go skinny dipping, but I'm sorry, sitting on top of a mountain, that's just, you're trying to show off or something. That's ridiculous.»
Author: Andy Richter
«I kinda feel like I know the funniest people. I guess Bill Murray. It's really, really hard for him to do wrong in my estimate. We just rented The Man Who Knew Too Little, and it's a pretty misguided movie. But there are things that he does that are so funny.»
Author: Andy Richter
«Because homecoming came first, and there was the homecoming court. The five guys on homecoming court were disqualified from being in the prom court. So being prom king was being sixth most popular.»
Author: Andy Richter
«You're boring me. You're doing it wrong.»
Author: Andy Richter
«Jesus Christ, somebody's already written the words for you. You know what you're going to say.»
Author: Andy Richter
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