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Letter "A" » Andy Milonakis Quotes
«It's ridiculous, ... Like, 'Why would he beat his shelf? Why? Why, Andrew Milonakis?' And then I say, 'Stop asking yourself questions and calling yourself Andrew Milonakis!' And I never listen.»
«I talked on the phone with the Trackboyz, they did a song with Nelly and with J-Kwon, and they're interested and they have really good beats.»
«You are just constantly cleaning stuff up; you don't get to bring out big plates of nice food. You get to take it away when it's all chewed up by some idiot.»
«Pee-pees and vajay-jays, ... Mind your pees and vees.»
«[Andy Milonakis, one of the more polarizing comedians to hit the airwaves recently and star of his own stream of consciousness weirdfest on MTV, The Andy Milonakis Show , will soon be releasing a rap album . A funny rap album that is, with] real producers. ... Nick and T-Dog's P-H-Fat Rap.»
«I just want $1 million next season, that's all I want,»
«I got these pants.»
«I'll write it in - in marker.»
«When I moved here, he bought me a bed. Was that from Costco?»
«Your face makes my soul want to eat chocolate pudding!»

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