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«I don't like my body, it's oddly-proportioned. I'd like to be, like, dumpy.»
Author: Andy Dick
«I have a spiritual advisor I call up, when I just feel lost. Lately, I've been talking to God. I developed this dialogue in rehab, this dialogue with God, and every day I talk to God.»
Author: Andy Dick
«I never really worked with Chris Farley, I hung out with him, but I had plans... I had big plans... movies... and I was in no hurry.»
Author: Andy Dick
«Now I try to make efforts, you know, I'm just, the best effort I can do is just stay sober myself. I can at least do that.»
Author: Andy Dick
«I'm really ultra-affected by things... I feel things deeper, and I cry at the drop of a hat, and offended and sensitive and I'm almost paranoid very easily, and that's who I am.»
Author: Andy Dick
«The new movie I'm working on right now is very autobiographical. It's about a television actor who drinks too much and gets blackballed from the industry, and then he decides to break back in by directing his own movie,»
Author: Andy Dick
«I don't even remember what I did in that movie, because I did it so long ago, ... I think I'm a crazy bunny ... or a lizard. Maybe even a beaver. I don't know. With those animated movies, you do the voice and then three years later, you finally see your character and you're like, 'Oh yeah, I forgot I even did that.' »
Author: Andy Dick
«Maybe it's just because it's so damn cold there, ... You find humor in everything, 'cause the climate's so harsh, you have to laugh at it.»
Author: Andy Dick
«The best advice he ever gave me was to keep it real, keep it simple, ... He was a big believer in not having to spell every joke out. You shouldn't have to explain it.»
Author: Andy Dick
«It felt good because they've murdered us for the last two years.»
Author: Andy Dick

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