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«You want to fall in love with a shoe, go ahead. A shoe can't love you back, but, on the other hand, a shoe can't hurt you too deeply either. And there are so many nice-looking shoes.»
Author: Allan Sherman
«When the great history of trouble is written, my family will stand extremely high in the table of contents.»
Author: Allan Sherman
«Adultery - which is the only grounds for divorce in New York - is not grounds for divorce in California. As a matter of fact, adultery in Southern California is grounds for marriage.»
Author: Allan Sherman
«Even if Scrabble had been invented then, I wouldn't have wanted to play Scrabble, because the highest triple word score in the world would not have expressed how much I liked the game Natalie and I played every afternoon.»
Author: Allan Sherman
«Four times I looked for psychiatric help, and each time I arrived at the inescapable conclusion that the psychiatrist was crazier than I was.»
Author: Allan Sherman
«Grandma cheated whenever she could. She cheated because it was a much more scientific and surer way of winning than trusting to luck.»
Author: Allan Sherman
«I had moved out of the Edison Hotel because I couldn't pay the bill and was living at the Lincoln Hotel, where I couldn't pay the bill either, but it was cheaper.»
Author: Allan Sherman
«I have always lived beyond my means. I am still trying to live beyond my means, but it is getting harder all the time. I am very rich.»
Author: Allan Sherman
«I was having trouble making ends meet, and my beginnings weren't meeting either.»
Author: Allan Sherman
«In Hollywood if you are not working, you are a leper. True, you are probably living in the most expensive leper colony in the world.»
Author: Allan Sherman
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