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«Marriage is nature's way of keeping us from fighting with strangers»
Author: Alan King (Comic) | About: Marriage | Keywords: fighting, keeping, Strangers
«If you want to read about love and marriage, you've got to buy two separate books.»
Author: Alan King (Comic) | About: Love, Marriage | Keywords: separate
«As life's pleasures go, food is second only to sex. Except for salami and eggs. Now that's better than sex, but only if the salami is thickly sliced.»
«You do live longer with bran, but you spend the last fifteen years on the toilet»
Author: Alan King (Comic) | Keywords: bran, fifteen, toilet, toilets
«Banks have a new image. Now you have 'a friend,' your friendly banker. If the banks are so friendly, how come they chain down the pens?»
Author: Alan King (Comic)
«I don't think it's any secret. We can't continue to do business as we're currently doing it.»
Author: Alan King (Comic)
«However, even under the best of circumstances, four-year graduation rates for the next few years will be substantially lower than those in the three provinces.»
Author: Alan King (Comic)
«The sense of the group was excitement,»
Author: Alan King (Comic)
«We need to communicate and make it clear,»
Author: Alan King (Comic)
«Once they make their commitment, they have to stay with that commitment, ... They have to live with that decision.»
Author: Alan King (Comic)

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