The Mallow Men By Wafa Nurdin Procrastination's a favourite pastime of mine, along with being lazy and slacking off. I don't blame myself for these dastardly ways; I blame my friends. Okay, I lied. I blame the government. Who glorifies indolence and being powerful? Who can get away with murder and call it justice? Who can unlock the secret of getting the caramel into the Caramilk bar? You're thinking I'm probably some 17-year-old high school …
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…only rival the lunacy of the Mallow Men. As we sat around, in Larry's basement, with chocolate bursting from our noses, we were on a sugar high. Upa was dancing with fairies; Teddy was fighting Gandalf; and Larry and I were in the 12th century. Being a teenager isn't only about going to school, homework, and extra-"crapicular" activities, it's also about being with your best friends, having fun, and eating until your stomach explodes.