"Are you OK?" , You've most likely heard this interrogative spoken at times like these: Subject 1: (Lying in a pool of his own blood, obviously dead.) Subject 2: OMIGAWD! I saw that truck run you over then back up and run you over again! (Here it comes) Are you O.K? Subject 1: (Still dead) Recently a study was conducted by the AASTWYTDSDGAHA3SMTPE or the American Association of Scientists That Waste Your Tax Dollars on Stuff like …
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…helpful as the Placebo Effect, but we got our money and now we can get started on more pressing issues." At this time the entire AASTWYTDSDGAHA3SMTPE science team left to place bets on who will win the Super Bowl. The point is next time someone gets mortally wounded and you feel these three words on your tongue just remember... give them a sugar pill and tell them it will make the pain go away.